Adulting: setting alarms 7 days a week 😥

I really enjoy the word puttanesca. That's all.

Forget his taxes, release this man's SAT score.

Shana from SNL for president 2016

CARL FROM THE AUDIENCE FOR PRESIDENT 2016!!! #debate

"Omg wee running late we're gonna miss the wedding" -Libby Butgereit "You're in chunky heels we'll be fine."

Seeing all of these Trump signs in yards back home in Georgia make me want to start telling people I'm born and raised in Florida

Hillary: Trump mocked a disabled reporter. Trump: wrong. #debate

Trump has the maturity of a child. A baby. A fetus. A zygote. An unfertilized... wait no the egg is more chill than he is #debate

"Vast swatches" -Donald Trump #debate

I think Trump is doing some weird sign language diddy in his closing statement. Wut. #debate

When I tell people that I had a glass of wine last night, it's not a false statement you just also have to add the word "bottle" after glass

I look at the moon tonight and feel bad for it. I want to be like it's OK, you may not be a super moon but you're still super to me ❤️