Parrots put to bed, dogs have been outside... it's the 15th, meaning it's time for some Star Trek goodness.

Guess what I'm poking this afternoon?

A while back we published #Autopilot scenario tutorials (ICYMI aka.ms/autopilotscena…) and just recently Frank Rojas revised with what to expect when you deploy the device. For at least one, it also includes a video of the experience! learn.microsoft.com/mem/autopilot/…

On-demand Remediations docs have now been updated and it's license requirements are the same as for regular Remediations (previously Proactive Remediations). No additional license required, like the Intune Suite. learn.microsoft.com/en-us/mem/intu…

And this is exactly why I eschew book clubs.

Love seeing the tweets today from a lot of ConfigMan, Intune, and Windows peeps today. Congrats to all the new and renewed Microsoft MVPs! Well deserved.

SQUEEEE!!! Best new button ever! The update catalog appears to have a copy button next to the UpdateID. No more grabbing it from the URL. Bonus points will be given if you know why I still have an 11 year old KB# memorized.

For all of you peeps who were bummed by Nabisco getting rid of their Famous Chocolate Wafers because occasionally you really want a refrigerator cake, have you met Dewey's? Even better crispy dark chocolatey goodness IMOHO.

Have some docs on importing updates into WSUS! Shout out to Vinay Pamnani for contributing script tweaks here. learn.microsoft.com/windows-server…

If it isn't a dog stealing my spot, it's a bird. Suspect squirrel is next.

Oh look, KB5029351 lets you enable optional updates for devices that get updates from WUfB. You can even foist the install decision off to the user if you want =P learn.microsoft.com/windows/deploy…

No Clifford, this car doesn't have a backseat and you can't sit there. Sorry you had to go to the vet, but no.

My treats might come with a side order of diabetes. Guess that's the trick part for both of my candy beggars ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

VSCode turned on audio cues for some reason. Probably because I was screwing around with accessibility settings. Not gonna lie it took me a while to figure out it actually wasn't part of the music I had playing ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

You know that one neighbor who always speeds through the neighborhood yet bitches about speeders? I was driving in front of mine today and I deeply enjoyed keeping him behind me while I was holding 20 mph all the way out of the neighborhood.

Finland might be my new fave place. Win 95 shirts with nude speedos, jncos....epic fucking jorts! daymn!!!!!.... youtu.be/byI2jM_xcjU?si…

Ya think? My F5 key is still recovering. But hey, I scored a signed and numbered edition, so.... worth it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

We are looking for a Solid ConfigMgr troubleshooter. jobs.careers.microsoft.com/global/en/shar…

Does this mean I'll eventually need a different username? 😭 techcommunity.microsoft.com/t5/windows-it-…