tangle, playing the piano: WHISPER, WHISPER, WHISPER, WHISPER WHISPER-

incorrect whispangle quotes Whispy, your so cool And with this emerald we’re gonna rule Whisp, understand I’m gonna love you till the very end (Whispy 20X) I love you ohh Starline, mimic, and dr egg too 1000 badnicks couldn’t keep me from you Whisper, at the end of the line, I’ll make you mine (Whispy 20X)

whisper, attempting to flirt while texting tangle: you’re really cute tangle: aw tysm :) whisper: whisper, out loud: autism???

jet: you… you saved my life whisper: jet: whisper: i won’t tell anyo- jet: GOOD. good. please don’t.

jewel, entering the room with tangle: alright, i stalled her for as long as i could. what’s the big birthday present? whisper, wearing a bow tie on her head: it’s me jewel: wow, really? seems kinda low effort don’t you th- aaand you two are kissing now. okay well i’m gonna go-

tangle: you bought a taco? whisper: yes tangle: from the truck that hit shadow? whisper: well me starving isn’t going to help him

lanolin, driving: have you guys ever thought about how overrated life is? *whisper immediately grabs the door handle* tangle, confused: what are y- *lanolin starts speeding up*

random guy to tangle: sit down, honey. or i’ll bust you up too. lanolin: uh oh… whisper: poor guy

tangle: whisper… i love you. whisper: wow, tangle, i- tangle: i know, i know. i get it. you just wanna be friends. and that’s fine! i’m not even close to your league, i can deal with- whisper: tangle, i was gonna say that i love you too! tangle: tangle: *short circuits*

sonic: is this glass half full or half empty? jewel: half full! whisper: half empty *lanolin measures the water in the glass* lanolin: neither. it’s exactly in between *tangle grabs the water and drinks it* tangle: now it’s empty. problem solved

tangle, handing whisper a block of cream cheese: yo whisp, what’s wrong with this butter? whisper: whisper: why did you unwrap this before giving it to me

*the new diamond cutters just got done infiltrating an old eggbase* lanolin: okay, we got what we needed. let’s get out of here, quickly whisper: right… oh wait, we almost forgot tangle. TANGLE? tangle, falling from the ceiling: TANGLEEE- *she lands facefirst on the floor*

tangle: i ordered italian food lanolin: during the mission? tangle: there’s no wrong time to eat some spaghetti! lanolin: whisper: she’s got a point

mimic: you’ve gotten soft, whisper. whisper: and you’ve gotten fatter. ever thought of changing out of that cosplay?

whisper: whew… if i knew it’d be this hot i would have worn a tank top tangle: *wheeze laughing* whisper: tangle: whisper: tangle: …’scuse me *later* tangle, laying in the middle of the road: DRIVE OVER ME

whisper: where did you get that? tangle: i found it lanolin: i find that answer vague and unconvincing

this account is still dead but happy anniversary to this account i guess 💀 #MyXAnniversary

my legacy lives on