constantly reminded why I stay to myself

I want a baby 🫃🏾. Serious baby fever 🤒

Little me is so proud of Grown me! 🥹🥹We did it, bud! I always knew my 30s would be exciting.

Dirty cash I want you! Dirty cash I need you! Oooou (I want your money!)

Am I really a asshole or are you just bitter because you fucked around and found out? 🧐

I’m Overqualified

Okay. Let me get in this gym!

Do you like missionary? ‘Cause I like 69’s

Was I flirting… or am I just charming?

We can’t be friends if you don’t like horror movies

Way too much ain’t enough.

Don’t be loud, be calm, quiet and Reserved! 🫴🏿

I need #RHOA to cast Nene, Kandi, Kenya, Porsha, Shema and Phaedra. Season 17!

🙄😐I hate how I need my glasses to find my glasses.

It’s July 1st!! Woo hoo! The countdown begins 🥹

😐I’m gonna need my friends to stop thinking I’m dead😂😂😂 I just have no desire to be outside or in the states for months at a time.

I’m so happy they brought King of the Hill back

This lady just asked me and my nephew if we were brothers and he said …. “No, he’s like 50” 😒😒he’s definitely not getting that iPhone next month I’m only 30… just turned 30… I’m basically still 29.

😔it’s people in the gym this morning.

I’m at the age where once I save your number! I need to know where we met, what was happening when we met and what you look like. I forget so easy nowadays.