I had a busy day yesterday being robbed of wins at Windsor and I'd like to vegetate in peace. Unfortunately, mum and her formula 1 obsession are spoiling things. Apparently we're cheering for Alex Albon. Could she not do that in another room? #AustriaGP

This is vindication for the weekend. Still got it baby! 💪

Best day ever!

This is what we think of rugby sevens. Mum loves it and keeps waking us up with her shouting. 🙄 #Olympics

My frenemy (apparently that's rude but I did try to eat him a few times) Wilson passed away this week. He wasn't much older than me so mum has slightly lost the plot and is being very clingy. I'm pretending it's irritating but I'm a dachshund so secretly I love it.

Honestly, I know nothing about any rabbit heads and I definitely didn't make mum pull one out of my mouth and stick her finger in its brain. 🙄

I was reserve best of breed yesterday at horley show. Next weekend is southeast hound show so hopefully I can keep up the winning streak.

Mother has got a lot of explaining to do. I best be getting a cuddly octopus for this.

Just using mum's face as a pillow, don't mind me.

When your mum keeps shouting at the TV but you just want to go to sleep. #AustinGP

Disaster for my team in qualis. Alex out in q1 and Franco crashed in q2. Lads, I've had weekends like this in the show ring; the important thing is to visit the magic chicken window on the way home. #LasVegasGP

I repeat: Magic chicken window makes everything better. Chin up Alex Albon

Lads, we cleaned up last night. Mum was on the verge of a breakdown due to moving house but we absolutely smashed it! 💪

Is there no end to the indignities?

It's the winter solstice. What do you mean I have to get up?! It's still dark out there!

Merry Christmas. Where's the cheese?

Mum went to Crufts and all I got was this stupid jumper. She says the neck makes me look like Stanley Tucci. 😤

Had a lovely day Sussex Cricket. Nabbed myself a chicken Caesar wrap, a pork pie and a sausage roll. Need a nap to digest now.