Larry David predicted FTX’s demise in a commercial for FTX

Same-sex and interracial couples should never fear that their marriage rights are at risk. By passing the #RespectForMarriageAct, we can safeguard these rights once and for all.

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The NFL gave each team 5 minutes to warm up and both coaches said "fuck that" and pulled their teams off the field. Good for Sean and Zac.

Devastating storms in California serve as a stark reminder of the impacts of #climatechange. We must take urgent action to reduce greenhouse gas emissions and protect our communities from the worsening effects of extreme weather. #ActOnClimate

#MegaMillions Winning the lottery is like getting struck by lightning, winning the Olympic gold medal and finding the missing socks all at once. Life-changing and surreal #MegaBucksWinner #LuckyWinner

#SaturdayMorning tip: set your alarm for 8am, then hit snooze until noon. Trust me, it's the ultimate form of self care #weekendvibes

If you call San Francisco 'San Fran' or 'Frisco,' you're basically saying you're too lazy to use all four syllables. Just like how 'brunch' is for people who can't decide between breakfast and lunch." #annoyingreferences #SanFrancisco #SFvsSEA

Jim Harbaugh will return as the HC of Michigan

Calling all pizza lovers! It's time for a #PizzaBoxRevolution. Let's demand better insulation to keep our pizzas warm and crispy. #PizzaIsLife You Don’t Know How Bad the Pizza Box Is - The Atlantic apple.news/A__1FgjmzQeGp3…

Please reply with suggestions for a good title for the inevitable George Santos biopic 👉

Let’s ban assault weapons again.

It might snow tomorrow in San Francisco, but not like 1976. Color film was more popular back then. I wish this photographer told his boss "hey, if we can afford a helicopter, we can afford color film." Photo - Art Frisch / San Francisco Chronicle

Beef emits 31 times more CO₂ per calorie of food than tofu does. By cooking so many cows, we are cooking ourselves, too. Forgoing steaks may be one of the most efficient ways to reduce our carbon footprint econ.st/3oFgFxZ

Gavin Newsom’s recent appearance on Hannity is a masterclass in communication and debate. A must-watch for all leaders — no matter what field you’re in or what party you belong to. How Newsom took on Hannity, a thread🧵

San Francisco was incredibly clean, beautiful, & safe for the 3 days of Dreamforce. 40K people from around the world came to our city & brought in $80M to the economy. So why can't the city be this clean & safe every day? ❤️ abc7news.com/dreamforce-san…

Mahomes after the game

Happy 5-year anniversary to the greatest postgame video ever created.

The legacy of Ben Herbstreit.