cha cha: she told me i was ugly and i was like, ‘bitch where?’ and she said on the inside and i was like, ‘yeah, you right’

klaus, ben, diego, luther, allison and vanya: MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MACDONALDS!!!! five at the drive through: one black coffee please

cha cha and hazel: you ready to fuckin DIE? klaus: imma bad bitch, you can’t kill me!

luther: *breathes* allison: you ever just fall in love? 🥰 klaus: fall in love? yes. with my brother? hell nah bitch

luther: i made you breakfast vanya: is it poisoned? luther: what kind of question is that?

klaus: truth or dare allison: truth klaus: what's your credit card number? allison: okay dare klaus: i dare you to tell me your credit card number allison: i heard a rumor you shut the fuck up for once

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vanya: hey are you okay? diego: yeah i just have a headache that comes and goes luther: *walks by whistling* diego: there it goes now!

klaus: oh fiddlesticks! that really ruffles my feathers! ben: please for the love of god just say fuck

diego: yo, this is a message to all my bitch ass haters, alright? diego: i’m-i’m really sensitive so just *tearing up* please stop.

*luther on ellen* ellen: so, i heard you like the moon... luther: yes i do! *chunk of the moon falls and starts plummeting toward the earth* luther: omg ellen you didn't

[klaus as a bartender] customer: I’ll have a martini, dry. klaus, staring at the liquid ingredients: well, I don’t know how to tell you this-

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dave: hey you wanna slow dance? klaus: oh hell yeah klaus: *dances fortnite dance @ .5 speed* dave: we're breaking up

*everyone is talking about their kinks* klaus: mine is waiting til marriage *smiles* everyone: .... klaus: jk guys it's choking haha

klaus [in a trance]: yeehaw vanya: uh klaus are you okay? klaus: you've yeed your last haw buddy vanya *to diego*: what is going o- diego: -just let him vanya: .... diego: .... klaus [normally]: so did you guys decide on a restaurant yet?

klaus: i was kidnapped and tortured vanya: i was abused, locked away and lied to as a child five: i got trapped in my own personal hell in the future luther: dad sent me to the moon