UFC=Melrose place + WorldstarHipHop

white ppl using the word "booty" is a scourge of humanity

ima slap the shit outta anyone who throws cheese at my kid

i dont understand how these trans ppl have the time for all those surgeries. they need jobs not new vagina pockets

How these #ufc cutman don't accidentally put Vaseline in a fighter's eye is beyond me

#JussieSmollett and OJ should get together and find the real criminals in their respective cases

Warning if you are in line behind someone in CVS and they are leaning over the counter to ask the cashier some personal shit be ready to wait at least 25 minutes as they are complicated AF

Camisoles = tank tops for sluts

If people did cocaine instead of sugar I think the world would be a healthier place. #WhiteDevil

Never got crotch grabbing as a legit dance move sorry MJ

white ppl have no business using the N word just like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has no business calling something a concentration camp, bye gurl bye

How I pick who I root for in ufc: 1. Walkout song 2. Age 3. How fucked up their Hard luck story is

My strip mall all star lineup: Dunkin donuts, Dollar tree, rainbow, CVS,nail salon

Shitting without your cellphone is the new mindfulness

Distracted driving is more contagious than herpes

I hate other ppls kids and could never be a teacher. I'd be the first teacher to shoot up her own school.

Oprah always looks like she just woke up from a Cheetos hangover

I wish the background singers in the song all I want for Christmas is you just followed me everywhere to keep me motivated

Is dickbar a ufc move yet

Is everyone dead yet asking for a friend #corona