Loki: What are you drinking ? Grandmaster: Vodka. Loki: Straight ? Grandmaster: No, bi. Loki: nOT YOU THE VODKA

Grandmaster: Try not to kill anyone while i’m gone. Topaz: While you’re gone I won’t even feel like killing anyone.

Grandmaster, meeting Loki probably: Oh Hello, beautiful. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk in again?

Thor: We need to talk about your professionalism. Grandmaster: Those are some mighty brave words from a guy standing in lava !

Grandmaster: I believe you said your childhood was satisfactory ? Loki: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory.”

Yoga Instructor: Find you happy place. Loki: Grandfather, stay on your own damn mat. Grandmaster: :((

Grandmaster: *holds door open for loki* After you. Loki: No, after you. Grandmaster: I insist, after you. Valkyrie: *pushes past both of them* After me.

Grandmaster: *sniffs* What’s that smell? Thor: Fresh air? Grandmaster: Oh, well that has got to go! *starts spraying air freshener*

Grandmaster: I’m so responsible ! Valkyrie: You literally set the kitchen on fire yesterday. Grandmaster: Yes, but I take responsibility for that.

Grandmaster, looking in the mirror with Thor: Do you know what I see when I look in this mirror? I see a strong, powerful and irresistibly good looking ruler. Thor: :)) Grandmaster: Oh look at that, you’re here too. Thor: :((

Loki: See you in hell. Grandmaster: Are you asking me on a date ? I accept.

Thor: It’s not gay if I want to date bruce right? Loki: I’m not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay. Grandmaster, drinking a margarita: I’m an expert. That’s gay.

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Thor: I am Thor, God of thunder, King of Asgard and I must get back to my kingdom and save my people from my evil sister, Hela, the Goddess of death ! Grandmaster: That’s so sad...Topaz play my Jam Session