From now on I'm going to post, Mj and Ellie moments. They're best friends now.

Ellie: Wade this is MJ, MJ this is Wade- Wade: holy sh- don't tell me you have a new girlfriend now? Ellie: you disgusting son of a bitch. She's my friend. Wade: you have a FRIEND? This is a fucking miracle! Colossus: I must throw a party!

Wade: [entering the kitchen] WHY IS EVERYTHING IN FIRE?! Ellie: wasn't that how chefs do their work? Mj: set everything in fire after doing their dish? Wade: [putting out the fire] NO! WHAT KIND OF COOKING SHOW IS THAT? Mj: ours! Ellie: say hi to the camera, Wade.

Ellie: Hush! Wade: but I didn't even say a word! Ellie: then keep it that way.

Mj: you're going to my party Mj: if you don't fucking come I'll end you. Ellie: was that a threat? Mj: no, it's my invitation.

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Colossus: what make you feel confident? Cable: teddy bear Wade: hugs Negasonic: murder Colossus: Ellie what the freak?

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Wade: you keep laughing what's funny? Ellie: my life.

Got tagged by @wrongwadewilson and others I forgot sorry. So, here. I'm not gonna tag anyone cuz I think they've done it already.

Sup. Okay.. ummm.. I'm leaving, maybe not permanently, maybe not temporarily.. it's still debatable. I have to delete this account because class starts tomorrow and I'll probably be more inactive, and I don't want you guys to keep waiting in me so.. I'm sorry. Goodbye :)

Negasonic: if it excites you and scares the hell out of you. You should probably do it. Wade: time to fuck a blender! Negasonic: wait no- whatever.

Korg: [ordering a cake over the phone] Shop Employee: and what would your cake like to say? Korg: [covers phone and talks to Valkyrie] do we want a talking cake?

Negasonic: what's this? Yukio: my to-do-list. Negasonic: this has just my name on it.

Negasonic: how come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong? Colossus: people die when you have fun.

Negasonic: Yukio.. there's something in your eyes.. [leaning in] Yukio: [slaps her away] dON'T YOU FUCKING DARE STEAL MY EYES!

Wade: just tell her, "you're beautiful" Negasonic: greate idea! Thanks Wade. Negasonic to Yukio: I'm beautiful. Yukio:

Colossus: [mads at Wade for using the X-men rule book as tissue paper] Wade: hey there big guy.. the suns getting really low. Negasonic: you can't just keep referencing the Avengers. We have a movie for a reason. Wade: you just broke the 4th wall. I'm proud.

Yukio: [sneezes] achoo! Negasonic: cute. Wade: [sneezes] abewwsmzksk Negasonic: the fuck was that?

Negasonic: you can't spell stupid without 'u', Wade. Wade: really? Well, newsflash, there's an 'I' in stupid too! Negasonic: Wade: you got me there.