peter: [shining a flashlight under the bed] peter: rocket, are you ready to come out and socialize with people rocket: [demonic screeching noises] peter: understandable, have a nice day

She basically spoiled the movie and we didn’t notice I-

RT if you made it through Avengers Endgame without getting up to pee.

nebula: tony taught me some terran games nebula: but what if instead of “seven minutes in heaven” there was a “seven minutes in hell” and you put two people in a closet together for seven minutes and they have to beat the absolute shit out of each other

rocket: music is just wiggling air peter: no stop you can't do this to me

mantis: say no to drugs peter: it doesn't matter what you say to drugs peter: if you're talking to drugs then you're taking drugs

gamora: interesting. the odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small nebula: i would say infinitesimally peter: yes, and i would say teenily weenily. we all know words

peter: wait, so oxygen was discovered in 1779? how did people breathe before that tony: oh for god's sake nebula can you shoot him

gamora: can we stop using 'butthurt' we're not twelve anymore yondu: you sound.. asstroubled rocket: a little bootybothered if you ask me peter: someone's having a tushytantrum gamora: gamora: what the actual fuck is a tushytantrum

gamora: groot, we do not use bad words in this house rocket, in the distance: fUCK

nebula: studies show that one out of seven people is gay nebula: so that means someone on this ship is gay nebula: i hope it's mantis, she's kind of cute

nebula: this life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach…warmed by the sun, unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life gamora: are you okay nebula: i wish i was a croissant

i would just like to say. i am an advocate for the nebula/tony friendship thanks for coming to my tedtalk

hnngg might hop on that mcu family tree bandwagon later when i get home after school uwu prepare for gross selfies

okay,,, so,,, how is everyone after the far from home trailer? is everyone good? or in tears? or both? tell me how you feel i'm here to provide emotional counseling

peter: are you a painting gamora: peter: because i want to pin you against the wall rocket: oh my god i thought you were going to say you wanted to hang her

gamora: you look like you're about to pass out, sit down nebula: i'm fine, i don't need rest. i show no signs of weakness gamora: you had to sit for ten minutes because mantis scratched her nose nebula: she looked like a kitten. what was i supposed to do? collapse on the spot?

Happy Pride Month, everyone! Reminder that you're all always valid!