proxima: i want tacos maw: well i want anime to be real. but we cant always get what we want proxima: we literally live two blocks from a taco bell. i was going to ask if you wanted something but nevermind.

proxima: what the hell is a dairy queen? proxima: in fact, what the hell is a ‘hell’ and why do i keep saying it? maw: the term ‘hell’- proxima: im gonna stop you right there you body pillow collector

proxima: whos that one whiny dude- corvus: tony? proxima: thats not rich- corvus: scott? proxima: and is stupid- corvus: ohhh you mean peter? proxima: and it sitting right next to me- corvus: hey wait a minute

corvus: i just wish there was someone out there who loved me maw: hatsune miku loves us all corvus: hatsune miku isnt fucking real maw: *visibly offended* how so very dare you

proxima: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS maw, telepathically throwing a table at her: IF SHE BREATHES, SHE’S A THOT corvus: can i please get to the kitchen i want a poptart and you guys are in the way

corvus: cull we need to have a talk cull: *confused grunting* proxima: you have too many minion themed objects. its spilling into our rooms. we all hate minions. maw: im strictly a cells at work kind of man proxima: oh my fucking god can you shut up for ten seconds ebony maw

what if the reason thanos kept making stuff about to kill gamora burst into bubbles was because she loved bubbles and he wanted his daughter happy

reactions to being told “i love you” proxima: thanks corvus: thats a terrible idea cull: :0 !!! *blushed grunting* gamora: im not single but i appreciate the notion nebula: i have a girlfriend fuck off maw: if only someone out there loved you

proxima: this is johanna davidson. johanna, meet my brother corvus glaive. corvus: what proxima: we are dating, idiot corvus: i repeat, WHAT

quill: lets watch scary movies!! corvus: its not gonna work out well quill: why? corvus: i wet my pants easily and proxima fears nothing quill: can we back up to the “wet your pants” thing corvus: no

hey uh. im kind of having a gender identity crisis. anyone have good resources for this stuff?

so new trailer looks okay

im surprised 222 people stuck around with me. thanks guys

yo anyone wanna make me a new icon (i would do it myself but like. i wanna see if the community wants to) im willing to pay