"I don't like you!" "I don't like me either, let's be friends!"

(2/2) What they don't know, is my real advantage, when you live for someone you're prepared to die."

"Ever since I lost my vision, my feet are subject to rapid changes of temperature."

|| I really wanna check my tumblr, but there's someone in the room with me, and I don't think they're ready for the amount of dicks

Talking to strangers online Is the best decision I have ever made Reality is lemons and the internet's my lemonade

"Daddy's home! Where are my kiddos?"

|| IF YOU LOVE ME, BUY ME STUUUUU- wait... I sound like a gold digger... uhh... iiif.... y-you- there's no wAY TO SAVE MYSELF FROM THIS!

|| This is how I deal with my life youtu.be/1CDsbAM4Drw?t=… standing still and screaming my lungs out

// Please, tell me I have some followers who play Minecraft...

|| BRAIN: oh god! There's no seatbelts! no duh, you dingus. we're on a bus...

|| I can't get over the fact that few people actually recognize me... i don't deserve this

|| Attended a beautiful wedding... on a minecraft server...

*logging in after a long time and finding no one missed you*

"My writer thinks this will be a good use of time... So..."

[[ doesn't matter how much pain I'm in, I'll never tell my dentist it hurts ]]

|| MOM: "Hey, you don't have to go to school tomorrow if you look after your nephew." Me:

|| I really wish I had some friends to play minecraft with, since that's the only thing I'm capable of doing lately