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Woman on Paw Patrol: *pulls smol child away from the nice, adventurous cow in terror* Me: Excuse me, ma'am. Your emergency services are a pre-teen and his band of talking dogs. What is your problem with Bettina?!

Why is it that lately the last scene I write in a book is a sex scene? #amwriting #WritingCommunity

Beckett is unleased on the world on TUESDAY! I can't wait for you to meet him as he helplessly falls in love with Eden. Pre-order available everywhere. Look for it in KU about Wednesday. instagram.com/p/Co1yl2BrGMz/…

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Stop what you're doing. Urgent PSA sadanduseless.com/pied-piper-duc…

According to my 2YO, not only do we have a ghost, but it fixes the moon.

My hairdresser gave me two easter eggs with my coffee. I could keep one for my toddler. Or I could eat them both and he'll never know...

Marked as to-read: My Dark Romeo by Parker S. Huntington goodreads.com/review/show/53…

I don't wanna brag, but I just found something I put in a bag and promptly forgot about three months ago...in the first place I looked! So, I'm probably ready to open my murder mystery business now, right?

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McAfee: Your virus protection expires soon. Me:

In case you were wondering, writing is getting to *that point* in a book that makes you inexplicably cry during Disney sing-alongs with your toddler. Unrelated, I am so tired.

The power is out, so I guess that means it's time for bed...?

I feel like holding down both 'shift' buttons simultaneously should cancel each other out

Love how I reported blatant copyright infringement OF MY WHOLE BOOK to Wattpad and they didn't even read either of the stories to check. Like, thanks for financially benefitting from my stolen work and not actually looking into my report properly.

#WriterHack #billionty-four: add fictional names (character/town/bar/etc.) to the dictionary to avoid unnecessary acknowledgement of overuse. #amwriting

Just saw a floofy dog, which is always exciting. But marginally less exciting than when I first thought it was a small alpaca.