It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Max Fisher is the correct answer

RIP to congressman Jim Traficant, who officially passed away in a random tractor accident on his farm in 2014. 🙏🏼 Rumor has it that he had been suffering from a severe case of “terminal not1c1ng”. 👀

I'm not saying she did kill herself, but goddamn a lot can happen in 6 years. If someone ran for president promising Epstein disclosure, won the election, and then didn't do shit, I might be a little depressed too.

Mark your calendars. For once Piers is absolutely correct. If the pope can go out in public in his pajamas, so can the money laundering coke head who is trying to start WW3. Who gives a damn what he's wearing? Forrest for the trees y'all.

Where exactly would you deport an American citizen too? Oh that's right, it never happened. I suppose you could exile a citizen, but you can't deport one.

The US has been doing it for decades without congressional or voter approval, so fix the problem here first. Should we sanction other countries for doing precisely what we do? Of course America isn't above the hypocrisy.

Never gets old. If you listen to the full two minutes, and still believe the official version of 9/11, you are a fucking retard.

O'Keefe doesn't fuck around. This should be illuminating.

My wife survived stage 4!cancer. She did th so by using alternative therapies. Given that she was being treated with progesterone for arthritis the protocol prescribed by doctors would have killed her. If there's anybody evil and stupid that would be you. Punk.

Selective outrage drives me nuts. Thankfully I have equal contempt for both parties, so I have no problem calling out bullshit on both side. This is some bullshit.

Fuck Winston Churchill

The hat says "Trump," not "Donald Trump." Clearly one of his kids plans on a 2028 run. And they are branding early. It won't be Eric or Little Don though. My money is on Ivanka.

The word "antisemite" has become so meaningless that now whenever someone uses it you have to ask them "What kind? The Hitler-was-right kind or the stop-bombing-hospitals kind?"

I think a strongly worded letter on top of a stern tweet should do the trick.

In a world filled with let downs, always count on the McCains to be consistent warmongers. They don't just dabble in it.

Reminder: This is the biggest dickhead on Twitter. He prefers a coolheaded dictator over self-government.

Add "anti semitic" to the growing list of words that effectively have no meaning anymore, including, but not limited to: racist, fascist, and nazi. I call them "shut up" words. Well, I'm not going to shut up, especially about a genocide.

Reason number 1,000 why I moved to Florida.