my irls found my other account sooooo hey

OH YES

how does one serve on levels this astronomical so casually?

WE !!! COULDVE !!! BEEN !!! CUTE !!! AND !!! WE !!! COULDVE !!! BEEN !!! STUPID !!! HEY !!! YOU !!!

and when mad is my top song of the year then what?

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HEHEHEH

paget brewster’s silver hair is magic

the way they are looking at each other omfg get a room and get it OVER WITH BRO

see now why was boyfriend taylor brought up to me in a job interview… i did get it though 🙂‍↕️

if i have to use another ai customer support chat again i am going to scream… like yay let’s all kill the planet and fire people from their jobs to use a system that cannot answer one simple question woo!!

holy. fucking. shit.

good thing she’s engaged to an athlete who can jump so high because no one else would’ve been able to catch that planetary orb