An audiophile is a person who would pay more and more to hear less and less until they eventually hear nothing in everything

sure would be weird if they both had projects to promote

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Worms- they’ll wait for you

Why isn’t coffee just called “bean soup”

This MST3K looks weird

say what you will about spinach but without it we wouldn’t have a navy

Fun fact: Without junkyards there would be no low-budget action movies

My new favorite thing is #dalle messing up corporate logos. Here's #dalle prompted with "the local waffle house"

Beans-52s #CaffeinatedSongsAndBands

Coldpressplay #CaffeinatedSongsAndBands

Rhost #CaffeinatedSongsAndBands

PTA meetings #OddThingsBarbieAndKenDo

Kazoo + Typing = Saxophone

Hey, remember when we had… oh, never mind

Why is it called “armor” and not Peril Apparel?

Larry #UnpopularXmen

The Roommate #UnpopularXmen

Some people do stuff, then other stuff happens

One nice thing about avoiding pop culture is avoiding pop culture