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At least Rocket’s hobbies are actually USEFUL. What good is a book gonna do if they gotta blow up a moon?? He would. And he’s tempted! It’d at least make for some very interesting entertainment.

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What information is there t’know?? Just aim an’ fire. Good enough. Yeah, an’ he’ll claw his arm to Hell if he even tries.

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Y’know? He’s got a point. Things ARE more complex if you’re an overdramatic moron who complicates things on purpose. This next invention? It’s gonna knock Quill off his rocker. Now, he can’t say he ain’t at least a LITTLE curious.

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Ain’t interestin’?? Rocket’s one of a kind, an’ Loki /knows/ it. Just ‘cause he keeps Quill’s bed warm while his kid sleeps in his don’t mean he’s more interesting. Oh. He’s got ‘em. It’s a flame thrower that shoots out cold air ‘stead‘a fire.

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He heard him! Just ‘cause he spends a few extra hours with Quill don’t mean he’s suddenly more interesting. What if they run into a creature made of fire? What’s he expect them to do, roast mushmelons??

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He ain’t no damn raccoon! Stop callin’ him that! See?? It’s useful! There ain’t no way Quill can complain ‘bout /this/ one.

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A raccoon’s an animal. Rocket’s just as much a person as Loki is. /Stop/. They can put that theory to the test if he wants. He can go wake up Quill right now an’ ask him.

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Bother him?! Nah, what ever gave him that idea? The sarcastic tune? The death-glare? The raised voice?? Oh, don’t worry. He’ll make sure to let Quill know that Loki knew about it.

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Oh good. Then his point was gotten across. Oh, no no no no no. See, he never /showed/ the thing to—wait what did he just say about his invention??

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...Well he wouldn’t be against it. hoW IS THAT STUPID?! IT’S COMPLETELY USEFUL!! NAME ONE OTHER WAY THEY CAN SHOOT ICE AND FREEZE PEOPLE!

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Look, there’s been a lot of crazy shit goin’ on lately. Can he blame him for the added stress?? Is there anythin’ /eLSE/ he can do that Rocket doesn’t know?? The last thing he needs t’do is waste more parts.

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One: Lizogar. Two: Quill an’ Loki nearly dyin’ on every mission. Three: Illianya. Four: Gamora’s mood bein’ randomly worse than before. Well it’s not like they have anythin’ better to do.

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‘Cause if he did, then Rocket could create a gun that could send an electrical blast /right/ into the core, killin’ all the guys they’re after!! It’d really make their job a lot easier.

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Oh this time he’s right. Genius doesn’t even BEGIN to cover what Rocket is. Between bein’ able t’fly spacecrafts, a brilliant inventor, an’ everythin’ else, it’s almost like he was genetically engineered to be the best!

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