Because it’s made of people #lunchablesismadeofpeople

if only hed have consulted my charts, hed know that statistically speaking hes not getting shot at or tear gassed

Joker apologizing on Letterman via live video feed for all his crime and murder and Batman chiming in with “stop laughing it’s not funny” to the audience

what do you MEAN this is 28 years later 2????

hes actually wearing it cuz of a pyrotechnics malfunction while he was shooting a commercial for Pepsi, but sure be insensitive I guess 🙄

not now!

Mainstream media stunned into silence by the existence of the uniparty

if your heart is pure and your soul is full of whimsy, youtube will start revealing recommendations from other universes to you

"m&m's tricks" and its just one

the news is coming out about EVERYTHING and the whole world is collapsing but I cant focus on that cuz im too busy grieving my 9 year old $20 coffee maker

I like being able to go to walmart and get a coke and a bag of lays, but we gotta stop pretending putting Canada after an american company's name somehow make it Canadian

They got you on justice.gov and you gonna come here and say “yeah thats obviously fake” NEGRO your government name is on a government website.

Elon take the easy way out

currently scrolling on Twitter pretending like im fixing a clients computer (rented) (it just needs an admin password he doesn't have)