I’m the Renata Adler of being mid at my job

Interesting how life is bleak and meaningless without a crush but having one feels like being chased through the woods by a clown with a gun

I would literally rather be shot out of a cannon into space than refer to someone as 'my situationship'

Friend’s 22-year-old gf said “I’m so sorry if this is an invasive question but your phone background… is that your boyfriend?”

Karaoke is about to get very weird for everyone but me

(Through gritted teeth) I am going to have a nice day

Happy to announce my new book, Comorbidity or the Reckoning 🩵❤️ Poems and a short play abt temporality, capital, meaning, memory. Will be released by dirt child on 8/2 w this gorgeous cover by my emscreams

💥ATTENTION💥That was Not an Earthquake in NJ… I just like to get a little Morning Sex now and then… Everyone relax and get back to normal. My fault.

I’m sorry did Philly just have a fucking earthquake

The two princesses of South Philadelphia

Once again managed to pick a book club selection that everyone, including myself, utterly despised

New video I’m obsessed with just dropped

another chicken finger book club meeting. sometimes novels are not things you like or enjoy and that is valid

Visibly terrified woman came into the cafe and whispered “I just smoked a ton of weed and I don’t know what to do.” Then after five full minutes of deliberation she requested that we fill her thermos, which had half of an old smoothie in it, with boiling water

The only Easter poem we need

The most sinister bathroom vibes I’ve ever encountered. Why is there room for a live audience

The first image I ever took of billy after we met on Twitter and I took a train to NY to see them read in a tiny, packed bookstore in the middle of June vs. the most recent, five years later almost to the day :)

Just walked past a guy fixing his car while watching porn on his phone like it’s a YouTube tutorial