Govenor Newscum's "[new minimum wage doesn't apply to restaurants that have on-site bakeries and sell bread as a stand-alone menu item, like Panera Bread." But I'm just interested in this lady who looks like she is having a spiritual awakening at the press conference.

This woman doesn't know how she is going to survive because the clay she uses for sculpting isn't vegan. If she's joking, the comments aren't.

He was released to his parents and has to appear in court. This is how you get out of going to school now.

America's Teacher got fired after 5 days at a new job. Which means her marketing department is firing on all cylinders. She's a legend at that school already.

This is the worst thing I have ever seen. Why are there so many "babies"!?

The only TRUE tortilla blanket. No other ownership will do.

Rap is not no poetry, schyeah.

Tyson should add a clause saying Paul forfeits if he shows up with that haircut.

Big news! Molly Ringwald is finally coming out... As white trash.

Next up, battle of the dongs: Me vs. Antonio Brown This is the most arrogant self-deprecating joke I have ever seen. 3rd person AND a celebrity comparison.

Odd that I never see organic granola bar wrappers lying on the ground. It's always cigarettes, candy wrappers, and Monster cans.

You are immature and annoying. Unless you're a vegan.

I expected more from a local guide. The Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses... Sarbjit sprints to his phone to mourn the disaster in a poetic review on Maps.

Need a heater? Try Tinder. Tinder is going to be the "Everything App" WAY before X.

This must have been quite an explosion... Not sure I needed to know this. But I'm happy for him.

Review for a male whack off toy. It is not a doll. It does not look like a human.

Happy birthday to Karl Marx. A great thinker who isn't responsible for any death, misery, or widespread economic and moral failure.

Finally got Christianity filed right. Under Entertainment.

Why is no one talking about a round bowl being served on TWO square plates? Happy Cinco de Mayo.

2000 is the best year. Don't buy an '02 or newer. And it's 10% off!