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TheWorstEver

@worsteverstuff

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calendar_today14-08-2023 14:07:00

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Govenor Newscum's "[new minimum wage doesn't apply to restaurants that have on-site bakeries and sell bread as a stand-alone menu item, like Panera Bread." But I'm just interested in this lady who looks like she is having a spiritual awakening at the press conference.

Govenor Newscum's "[new minimum wage doesn't apply to restaurants that have on-site bakeries and sell bread as a stand-alone menu item, like Panera Bread."

But I'm just interested in this lady who looks like she is having a spiritual awakening at the press conference.
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This woman doesn't know how she is going to survive because the clay she uses for sculpting isn't vegan. If she's joking, the comments aren't.

This woman doesn't know how she is going to survive because the clay she uses for sculpting isn't vegan.

If she's joking, the comments aren't.
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America's Teacher got fired after 5 days at a new job. Which means her marketing department is firing on all cylinders. She's a legend at that school already.

America's Teacher got fired after 5 days at a new job.

Which means her marketing department is firing on all cylinders.

She's a legend at that school already.
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Next up, battle of the dongs: Me vs. Antonio Brown This is the most arrogant self-deprecating joke I have ever seen. 3rd person AND a celebrity comparison.

Next up, battle of the dongs:
Me vs. Antonio Brown

This is the most arrogant self-deprecating joke I have ever seen. 

3rd person AND a celebrity comparison.
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Odd that I never see organic granola bar wrappers lying on the ground. It's always cigarettes, candy wrappers, and Monster cans.

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I expected more from a local guide. The Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses... Sarbjit sprints to his phone to mourn the disaster in a poetic review on Maps.

I expected more from a local guide.

The Francis Scott Key Bridge collapses...

Sarbjit sprints to his phone to mourn the disaster in a poetic review on Maps.
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Happy birthday to Karl Marx. A great thinker who isn't responsible for any death, misery, or widespread economic and moral failure.

Happy birthday to Karl Marx. A great thinker who isn't responsible for any death, misery, or widespread economic and moral failure.