to get a pen to write you need to make it draw scribbles. that's because the pens are shy and need to be creative in order to reach their most full potential

giving the people what they want (signed up for therapy)

im going to gaslight my therapist into thinking im healthy so i dont have to go to therapy anymore

when i grow up im gonna buy a bus called "the bus" and itll take you wherever im going so i can take friends with me everywhere

when you ride the bus do you pull the cord to let everyone off or are you the bottom

hollyweed was six years ago

why cant lightsabers pass through each other if theyre made of plasma

what kind of moron rabbit falls asleep two fucking feet before the finish line that's dumb as hell

oh to be a rat injected with cocaine every forty seconds

when couples aren't holding hands what's up with that

all-time greatest post

he'll never be balling

most of my friends have had active shooter threats (msu, ou, collin college) in two months! just waiting on delaware and then we'll have the whole set /:

bryan scary is my favorite artist in the world and he has 1761 monthly listeners on spotify. come on guys get it together. blow him up. not like. i mean. you know

fuck silksong im waiting for them to announce pizza tower two 🔥🔥🔥

calling this late stage capitalism implies that it won't get much much worse