Basically. And he ALSO throws her into a cold dungeon for hours on end. Or forcibly tries to marry her. At least Ganondorfs a charmer. x.com/TwoSexesInOne/…

Sorry Mario, I'm into bAD BOYS NOW.

Ganondorf is BUFF.

//ME @ Y'ALL RN WTF WHATS WITH ALL THE LOVE

I can't believe Browser is gay. She knew it from the start.

*boWSER NOT BROWSER x.com/World1Peach/st…

//Goodnight all! Send starters to me if you wish! I had fun today! I'll reply to everything tomorrow!! Also, if I missed something you sent me, go ahead and bump it!

Oh, look at poor Peach. She's just woken up, and her hair is a mess.

Laziness has consumed the princess this morning. x.com/Inkuhiro/statu…

Polite smile. Wow, somebody who didn't make a comment! She appreciates that. x.com/HeroOfOnett/st…

Is applying an insane amount of lipstick.

"Not," Yawwwnn. "--yet.." Tiredly blinks. She's not the most graceful thing in the morning. x.com/HeroOfOnett/st…

"Oh-- sure!" Yes, she's also /really/ hungry. x.com/HeroOfOnett/st…

She tiredly looks up, and just stares sleepily at Ganondorf. "Oh, heyyy.." Squeaky yawn! x.com/ElderGanon/sta…

She nods softly, head leaning back a tad due to the poke. "You're darn right I do." x.com/ElderGanon/sta…

"Can you make me like, a cappuccino?" She has.. high taste in coffee. And oddly expects Ganon to have a bunch of fancy coffee machines. x.com/ElderGanon/sta…

"It's like.. a fancy coffee made with steamed milk! And it's really like.. foamy! And it comes in plenty of flavors.." Trying to explain coffee to him is probably.. hard. She expects that Ganon drinks plain bitter coffee. x.com/ElderGanon/sta…

"Black coffee is just /one/ out of millions of different styles of coffees!! Pfft.. you need to get out more.~" x.com/ElderGanon/sta…

"I lived,"

"I-I mean. Greetings!"