At least it will be cheaper to be blind drunk in Ontario for the next four years. #wtford

“I’mmm dreeamming of a bluuue Texas.” #Midterm2018

Hey Harper's Magazine, thought you might to know (in case you didn’t) that the alcohol-obsessed Ontario premier you reference in the current Index is Doug Ford, brother to none other than Rob Ford, the world infamous fuckup of a crack-smoking Toronto mayor from a few years back. Sad!

Hey Yamaha Drums, what is this snare? I had it as backline in San Diego the other day and I want one. Looks like an oak something-or-other.

Hey maria biovea A few minutes ago I just made an order I need to cancel. How do I do that? In Canada, fyi.

The best words of the ugly evening came from @AishaMoodMills in the post-shit-show commentary as she schooled a cornered and floundering Matt Terrill.

Pollster challenges weatherman for easiest job in the world. “Oops, guess I was wrong.” #Elections2020

Hey @LifelineToronto My daughter has been accompanying me to my blood donation appointments since she was very young, baited with the promise of Bits & Bites. Now she’s 17 and gave her first donation the other day...yet no Bits & Bites to be found! What gives?? Christie Cookie Co.

Hey WestJet I have received compensation for our delayed flight in July but my fam hasn’t. What do I do? Please don’t say call cus no one answers.

Hey WestJet is Vallery WestJet Supervisor. a legit rep for you guys? They reached out through WhatsApp asking for info to help get me my compensation. Seemed fishy.

Hey FIIO I’ve only had my FH7S IEMs for three months and the screen has just popped out of one of the inserts/caps with (regular handling only). I need a replacement. Please advise.

I know, Tom Howell. I tease. Rick Mercer & Gavin Crawford were great. & I support the war on the war on literacy. Less books = fewer knowledge!

Thanks for keeping it alive @KathrinBussmann, I know I'm letting this thing collect dust. There'll be some stuff in the fall, I'm sure.

I couldn't resist adding a #trumpkin to this year's collection. Now let's say good riddance to the orange, festering tower of infection.

Hey Ontario. Let's put a nail in this person's political coffin. x.com/kellieleitch/s…

Hey Frozen Ape I just bought Tempo for iphone and can't get the first beat to stop accenting even when set to regular. Help?

Hey Ludwig Drums MOEEN HOSAIN Even on this lo-fi fone recording my Luddy tubs sound killer! goo.gl/5obpQa

Tried . this year (1st time e-filing). Avoid at all costs! Crashed and lost all work. They claim autosave. BS. #yougetwhatyoupayfor

This is really what twitter is for. x.com/ProBirdRights/…

Hey @FTMInvestment ...nice CBC feature the other day. You guys gonna do another @MaticaMMJ vid any time soon?