"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush... Unless the bird in your hand has Ebola."

My Grandma A always told me: "Being stuck in traffic sucks, but it's better than having no arms and no legs."

"College is all fun and games till your living in a box under the interstate. It's hard to party when you live in a box, so study hard."

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, but if you get hit by a bus and don't die you'll be hard pressed to find it makes you stronger."

My grandma always said "Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice okay cool, fool me three times and Im gonna punch you right in the throat"

Hindsight is 20/20 unless the poor choice you make causes partial blindness then hindsight is prolly 20/40, and that's if your lucky.

My Grandma A always said "Haters gonna hate, and ainters gonna ain't."

"When you know, you know. Unless you don't know"