The Stone Roses - Made of Stone

Trump blackmail leaked as soon as he stops attacking Iran

Getting domed during an eviction gotta be among the most fitting ways for a pig to go out at work, right up up there with choking on a donut and accidentally shooting themselves while trying to draw down on an intimate partner

I never knew how bizarre and reddit coded a lot of people in the military and these areas of government are it’s so shocking. Like I thought autistic anime people hated the government they’re all flying jets and holding SCI access authorization my world’s been flipped upside down

Tim dillon is a roger persona

doctors see themselves as the priest class of the post enlightenment religion of rationality. every accurate self diagnosis or reasonable medication request based on patient research is a heretical threat

I can’t believe I have exactly 0% irish or british or swedish etc blood in me like am I even white

how do people in the insurance industry actually live with themselves. getting a job at UnitedHealth should be treated socially like joining ISIS

Rent free in my head since I saw it

guy I work with is a cybersecurity expert and just sent the gc a pic of him currently in China and some people are genuinely accusing him of being a spy rn and it was funny at first but now he’s talking about how superior China is and I think this guy’s a traitor actually

drill sergeant: you're cute. You're handsome. I think you oughta be in movies me: sir yes sir drill sergeant, raising his voice to a scream: did anyone ever tell you you are beautiful

Canadians leaving their second therapy session:

I'm not a religious man but---

Morrissey is a Roger persona

Unreal Liam’s voice 🔥

louis ck

These types of grandmas will soon be extinct and we’ll be left with single old whores who don’t know how to boil water

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