Happy Punch *record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

The 2 loudest fan bases talking shit about Texas not making the playoffs are the first teams out the playoffs.. Both had home field advantage and both got man handled on their own field 😂😂

Congrats to both OU and TAMU for making history!! Both teams are the first two programs to ever lose home playoff games! Everyone in the Longhorns nation are so proud of you!

Teams with 12 Wins in a Season since 2020: -Ole Miss -Georgia -Texas -Alabama Just the blue bloods.

Kids: “He can’t see without his glasses” Women: “I’ll never get go Jack” Men who played high school sports:

Quinn Ewers is the first Dolphins Rookie QB with 2 TD passes in the first half since the Hall Of Famer Dan Marino

Texas tech rn

Georgia players leaving the Sugar Bowl

IShowSpeed runs into Marcel Reed and jumps over him in his latest stream 😱

BREAKING: Auburn transfer WR Cam Coleman has committed to Texas, he announced🤘 on3.com/news/former-au…

BREAKING: Former Auburn WR Cam Coleman has Committed to Texas! Coleman is the #2 player overall in the transfer portal via. ON3

🚨 HOLY CRAP, MORE FRAUD. Citizen journalist finds a single-family home with FIVE ENTITIES registered there, including a "nonprofit," in Frisco TX "50 people approved through H-1B...salaries over $100K per YEAR." It's fraud, IT'S EVERYWHERE.

if yo pastor mad about the druski skit, LEAVE THAT CHURCH

COLLEGE KIDS belong in College Sports. Adults do NOT.

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Only a Somali with an IQ of 68 would hire an actor THIS bad for a staged attack to gain sympathy. Watch for yourself. Sorry Ilan, this makes you look EVEN MORE GUILTY Of stealing 40 million!

College football > NFL

The most Texas A&M tweet of all time

A reminder casual golfers should be using 7-Woods and 9-Woods. If Tommy Fleetwood, one of the best ball strikers on earth, thinks the forgiveness of a 9-Wood is worth it…maybe we should ditch our 5 or 6 irons. My 7 wood is gold. Time to try the 9.