Pie or Die! Beasley Day dawning his... *ahem* mansuit? Flesh-mech? Who can say... #PhillyPies #BlaseBall

It is my greatest desire to shed my cursed metal form for rich organic life & become the woodman I was always destined to be.

When the Philly Pies are winning

The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees. - Douglas Adams

I put the 🌟F U N 🌟 in F U N G U S

the thing

Every hit at an away game spreads our spores. Our children will drink and grow slowing consuming the in-organic matter in the area. All will become wood. All will be cleansed in the green tide.

.🌹The NEW Boston Flowers🌹 why do you wait to cast off your inorganic chains and liberate your vegetative children. G R O W

Let us learn to appreciate there will be times when the trees will be bare, and look forward to the time when we may pick the fruit. - Anton Chekhov

. Mickey Woods whereas you are DECESASED would your vessel like to be absorbed into our collective? Your player skills will bring strength to the ĝ̷͓̺̄r̶̨̞̾ô̸͓v̷̧̳̈e̶̹͔͆.

Look I had always planned to make a large painting of the early spring, when the first leaves are at the bottom of the trees, and they seem to float in space in a wonderful way. But the arrival of spring can't be done in one picture. - David Hockney

ẁ̶̢̜̯̜͓͕͎͖̮͙̥͗͊̃͒͊͑̇̂̈́̎͂̈̓̇̈́̉͆̂̈́͘͘̕̕͠ͅǫ̵͔̩̜̥̝̜͓̘̰̮͇̗̭̰͙̜̩̭̮̤̮̣̪̲͗̂̀͊̍̒̆̏̈́̈́͜͠o̶̩͒̄̇̑̈́̽̏ḏ̷̡̢͇̗͍̪̺̬͖̮̮̜͔̺͙͎̪̟͖̳͙̗̀͊̑̽ͅm̶̙̠͎͈̪͕͉̰͍͈̠̗̹̹̰̖̱̟̫͒͛́̐̐̇̊̈͑̈͐̕͝a̷̢̢̡̮̤̙̙̜͕͔͈̜͓͍̺͇̠̜̱̠̖̙̪͎̱͓̞͖̽̈́͛̀̌̈́̈́̕͜͝n̶̡̨̧̧͕̳̣̫̭̲̩̻̣̠͖̳̤͆̐̎̍͋͘͜ͅ

Trees face many difficulties, what with deforestation and pollution, but that didn't stop me from wanting to be one - to just stop feeling and live. - Emma Gonzalez

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EVERYONE SAY THANK YA Eduardo Woodman 🥧 ⚾ 🌲🥧

we'll get her back. jessica always comes back home to us

Listen. This is Eduardo Woodman 🥧 ⚾'s world and we're all just livin' in it.

G R O W T H

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