I love Woodford County.

.Bill Meck what is happening

Most people in Versailles don’t take down their tree until Toyotathon is over.

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Let's give it up for Woodford County High School Girls Basketball 🏀. They've already tripled their entire win total from last season, and we're not even halfway through January yet. And last night, they beat a team by 50! Way to go, ladies!

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With the addition of yet another vape shop, Versailles now identifies as Lawrenceburg.

Well well well if it isn’t Lana Del Rey taking over the old Kroger once again for her big flea market or whatever it is

.John Calipari There’s an opening at the Woodford County Schools central office for an Employee Benefits Specialist. And if you do a good job, you might get a free t-shirt or something.

If it was held inside Woodford County High School, why wasn’t it called DanceMold?

.Dan Hurley CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A CASTLE?

whatever

Yesterday I went to a funeral and there was a man in attendance who was wearing a fanny pack.

That hotel on Versailles Road has a neon sign in its office window that says “OPEN” and I don’t think a hotel should have to clarify that.

End of an era.

When Jasper finds out we’ve got a Chipotle now:

Uh Jasper Johnson maybe you missed it but Versailles has a Chipotle now so you might wanna rethink this

.Jasper Johnson I know you are at Rupp right now can you bring me 17 ice cream cones please

Oh thank goodness there’s a “See more” button.

You can still purchase a WCHS parking pass throughout the rest of the school year as long as your last name begins with X.