All the red states are starting to map out the states Stan Pines was banned in

muna I know a place live outro will get me through this 💙

this is huge. i know we are all feeling so defeated, but this is a victory in my books!!

being forced to work at a nursing home the day after election day is my own personal hell

actually u can’t be sad today, it’s her birthday. everyone say “happy birthday, winnie”

all i want to do is get drunk, but alas, i must wheel around old people who voted my rights away

Mr Biden, I need you to stand up, straighten your back and make some things shake before your departure xoxo the women in america 💙

Bernie Sanders criticises the Democratic Party following Donald Trump’s win: “It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them.”

only referring to lipo and filler as gender affirming procedures 😚

political doom so bad i see people turning on the peoples’ princess, moo deng

best thing i learned in college was from my worst teacher: always have a “SYA” (save ya ass) folder, anytime you see something weird/illegal, document that shit. even if you don’t report it, take in the evidence. you’ll never know when you’ll need it.

Jimmy Kimmel on the people who voted for Donald Trump: “It was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him. And guess what? It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too. You just don’t realize it yet.”

a lot of sad in my heart. sad for the communities affected, sad for america, sad for people who lost their family members to the maga agenda, sad for all the good people who were brainwashed by those who are supposed to help, sad that america doesn’t think they deserve better

do you know how massively you have to fuck up to turn someone as lazy as me into a freedom fighter?

nothing but blue skies over here 😚 come hang i love the vibes already bsky.app/profile/wonder…

can phannies move over to bluesky too i need all my oomfs over there 🥺🥺🥺🥺

#phannies let’s pls move to bluesky it’s literally so much nicer over there, the only thing i’m missing is yall