Randolph Thompson (@wonderand) 's Twitter Profile
Randolph Thompson

@wonderand

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I know there are more important things to be worried about, but I saw a woman in Chipotle putting Kool-Aid powder on an individually wrapped pickle and I can’t stop thinking about it.

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Still trying to wrap my mind around the idea that armed terrorists storming the US Capitol to try to overturn a free and fair election is...patriotic.

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Of all the batshit crazy takes I've heard today, I think "this was Antifa dressed like Trump supporters" may just be the bat shittiest.

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I applaud the people brave enough to leave the Trump administration now. It takes courage. After airline flights, I too have been known to unbuckle my seatbelt moments before the aircraft has "come to a complete stop," so I have experienced this level of courage first hand.

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Indians and Blue Jays in hour 6 of their game with the score tied 1-1 and a shortstop is pitching. Who says baseball is boring?

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Cut off by young guy in BMW with Michigan plates and a Make America Great Again hat. That's some next level trolling, universe. Well played.

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“I hope the news of him paying off a porn star doesn’t distract from the news of him calling non-white countries shitholes” is a sentence we can now say about the President of the United States

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She said do you love me, I tell her only partly. I only love my bed, and my momma, and getting unexpected package deliveries, and Die Hard With A Vengeance, and those mini cheese wheels