“New Zealanders want a respectful debate on the constitutional future of our country and that’s what they’ve voted for.”
-Seymour

Wait - Didn’t ACT only get around 8% of the vote? 🤔
stuff.co.nz/politics/35015…

Let’s talk about “God making trump” shall we.

When Donald was a 5 year-old boy, he was caught throwing rocks at a baby in a crib in the neighboring yard.

When he was eligible for the draft, while his peers went off to war, he sought medical deferments for an ailment he didn’t…

too much appreciation 😭

There's gotta be a woman out there somewhere who is trying to do a temperature blanket and an embroidery journal and a daily meditation and keep a diary and log all her meals and meet her Goodreads goal and do 1k outside and she's probably in the middle of a panic attack rn

My friend got a tattoo on his arm that says “comparison is the thief of joy” and I’m really debating getting the same tattoo on my arm but a little bit bigger

Absolutely hooting at the idea of laying in bed at night and going “okay this will be my last thought…no THIS is my last thought. Okay for real now this is my FINAL thought of the day.”

Can we get rid of them after 90 days?

The 2023 Headline of the Year Nominees

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'You have basically cropped ... five words out of the whole Te Tiriti, and you're using it for political gain.'

Mata with NōTāmaki will be back in 2024 🎉 In the meantime, you can catch up on all our extended interviews here: rnz.co.nz/programmes/mat…

Did you know that not everyone shouts Auē after hearing the words tūtira mai ngā iwi? Well, we're changing that - we are making Auē! an official part of tūtira mai ngā iwi. We will continue to fight for common sense ideas and work in the interests of all New Zealanders.

Plus: Glen Hansard and Lisa O’Neill perform ‘Fairytale of New York’ as a reflection after Communion.

Can honestly say this is the first time I’ve ever seen dancing in the aisles at a funeral…

Yeah 2 CEOs is dumb we need 2 Deputy Prime Ministers instead.

Putting English first and giving it precedence over Te Reo has nothing to do with clarity and confusion and everything to do with the ideology of the coalition Govt

Photos circulating today across Afghanistan of girls in tears. It is the last day of the academic year, which means girls who have completed 6th grade are now banned from furthering their studies.

Afghanistan has become a dystopian hell for women and girls.

this is getting a lot of condemnation, but don't worry, we're changing the system so next time the landlord won't have to make up an excuse

nzherald.co.nz/nz/rod-emmerso… Rod Emmerson’s cartoons: Week of December 4 - 10

🚨 Steve Kirsch PROVES the Covid vaccines aren't killing people!

Last night at MIT Steve Kirsch gave a presentation using illegally acquired 'record level data' from New Zealand.

While Steve claimed the data 'proves' the vaccines are 'killing' at high rates in reality the data is…

🧵People sometimes ask why I feel the need to educate my fellow unbelievers on history. Here's a small but amusing example. This person 𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪³ posts gotcha memes about atheism and religion of the edgy-teenage-apostate variety. So a little while ago they posted this:

Re: Waka Kotahi, Winston asks 'have you ever seen a boat go down the road?'

First of all, yes.

Second of all, how fucking childish is this? Airbus? Have you ever seen a bus fly? Come on. We all know what these things mean. This is sad and small and irrelevant.