men being hot and cold bc they think it’ll make you chase them… i got object permanence i forgot you existed who is this

how do i know i got pretty privilege? i should be in the psych ward

if i had a nickel for every time someone who wanted to fuck me gifted me a knife i would have 2 nickels which isn’t much but it’s weird it happened twice

i like him in a really normal and casual way (i want to take a bite out of him more than i want to do anything good for society)

what do u mean u didn’t know i had feelings for you? i literally brought u cool feathers, rocks and trinkets i found on the ground (women are gatherers)

he’s my type (he looks like me if i was a boy)

me fighting back tears because someone doesn’t like me: haters just make me more famous

if they ever leaked the shit i ask chatgpt i fear i would have to change my identity

normalise it being socially acceptable to say “we don’t have to talk just because we work together” to your coworkers

sorry for staring lustfully at your biceps i was ovulating im normal now

no you’re not seeing the vision - seeing my nipples thru my shirt IS part of the outfit

[thru gritted teeth] nooo seriously i’m so happy for u and ur bf that acts like a dumb baby and uses weaponised incompetence to get u to do everything for him because he doesn’t want an equal he wants a mother that’s so slay girl love that for u

an unstoppable force (nonchalant guy) meets an immovable object (girl who makes a to-do list at the start of every day)

Mitski save us

guilty of backstabbing but like i only say nice things behind your back that i wont say to your face because thats gay

men say they want a woman to match their freak but when i’m manipulative and talk down to them and lie for fun im an evil bitch hmm Ok ur all fake

i’m normal and i can be trusted with romance (i got banned from listening to liability by lorde)

the great thing about having tattoos is that i no longer have to accessorise i am just like Here’s my entire stomach and that’s the outfit

liking this guy i hooked up with’s insta story but not replying to his message. women in male dominated fields

inflated sense of self NOT because of the people i can pull but because my friends are cool as fuck and they are friends with ME