Teaching my first English course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student

You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

This meme turns up with alarming frequency. It's worth pointing out that on one hand, Shaun's Winchester idea ends with most of his party dying, but on the other hand he tried, he did something. So, that counts.

Gloria Gaynor washing her hands to I Will Survive is the hand washing video I didn’t know I needed

Are you isolating yourself at home because you have #COVID19? Thank you for helping to stop the spread of the virus and protect others! See when you can stop home isolation: bit.ly/2wf7sS7

Dear Readers, The magnitude of misinformation spreading in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic is overwhelming our small team. We’re seeing scores of people, in a rush to find any comfort, make things worse as they share (sometimes dangerous) misinformation.

Kudos to whoever made this. The brilliance of finding the perfect song for each fall was outstanding. I laughed so hard at 1:00 and then at 1:33. Thank you for making this.

"Stay strong, stay positive. You're amazing". Four tips from Doctor Who to get you through self-isolation. ❤️

I'm a disabled artist and draw caricatures with my mouth on the LV Strip for tips - I average $20 a face but get whatever people put in the jar. Since we're all stuck at home, I'm doing it online. If you want one, reply with a pic and I'll draw you for what you decide to tip me.

Sarah Jane Day! #FarewellSarahJane 5pm: the final SJA on all official Doctor Who sites 7pm: THE STOLEN EARTH live-tweet 7.46pm: a cuppa. With TWEET TREATS. 8pm: JOURNEY'S END live-tweet In memory of the wonderful Lis ❤️

1993 Harrison Ford was quarantined with 2020 Harrison Ford and it did not go well

DAMN, this is good. 🔥🔥🔥

Here’s another #KidsNeedBooks giveaway, featuring some favorite recent MG reads. (I really did reread my EngiNerds books while writing the 3rd book in the series. Also, all of these copies are signed!) If you can get these books into kids’ hands, RT/follow to enter to win them!

RT If you want @disneyplus to start streaming the Fairytale Musical Comedy brilliance that is #GALAVANT🦄

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We've selected our winner for this giveaway but don't worry - we have another coming Wednesday! Which character's dice do you think it will be?