2 days till my birthday party where I’m subjecting all my besties to a pub quiz only about me, how iconic x

James kicking off my birthday presents with a verrrry strong start with a pub sleeve of my favs x

oh u won the lotto? well I’ve three monstera plants all with new leaves coming in on them so, yenno same thing x

whenever I listen to Sunday by the cranberries and I hear her go “ur spinnin me around my feet are off the ground” my brain instantly just goes to this

nothin worse than forgetting to bring ur phone to the toilet and having to do a sentient self aware poo x

omg so fuckin annoyin waking up super depressed in the summer 😭 you’ve been moanin for months for sunshine and now it’s here and now u wanna end it are u havin a laugh 😭😭 bffr

and on the fourth day, god created Facebook marketplace

the fiat 500s said trans rights x

plane is delayed by two hours. time to get locked by myself and go thru all the phases of plane delayed boredom; depression, booking another holiday, leaving google reviews for places and unfollowing people on instagram

got an old chub can of coke from the Chinese yday AND it’s a kate moss one. Taking as a good omen that today will be a good day x

anyone want to play doctors and nurses? u can be the doctor and give me a frontal lobotomy 🥰🥰

cause today is the day everyone’s home from body&soul and beyond the pale, I would tear off my legs to see how much more money all the chineses in Dublin are makin xx

can’t believe me (a diabetic) left every ounce of insulin I had on me in a poxy McDonald’s poetic justice x