There are quite a few Brits in the world. > jAkE

Really? Who? > Fucking hell Jake

> Gasp! Has John finally discovered the joys and freedom of short shorts!?

//someone save him from his innocence

Dirk I don't understand what be means by Striders are horny around dorks with buck teeth, glasses, and short shorts.

But Dirk, Jessie said that-

He's into incest?

What a odd boy he is. > You laugh lightly > Stop being so innocent

> You clear your throat before growling like a fierce werewolf

You really are a good guy, Dirk.

You really are a good guy.

> You quietly munch on your third pack of peeps > You're not feeling well

Oh! Like what? And of course you're a good guy. That's one reason we are such good friends.

Ack! My nose is bleeding!

A walk? Alright!

@xOrangeKillerx Alright! What shall we do there?

@xOrangeKillerx Well then something fun is sure to hapen.

@xOrangeKillerx happen*

@xOrangeKillerx Oh um... Alright.

... ... What?