my origin story 🐺

maybe if the Epstein clips had captions it would have performed better

has no longterm friendships.

weapon of ass destruction

hitler could have used a joint

Epstein didn’t kill tony himself

I was accused of cheating at a shaggy concert but it wasn’t me

pot meet kettlephile

if you don’t like my jokes, olive 🫒

thank you bb

BRAND NEW #StoryWarz w Yakov Smirnoff Brendan Sagalow & not rachel wolfson 🐺 joining Big Jay Oakerson & Luis J. Gomez premieres on YouTube & everywhere else Thursday at 8pm E. For early, uncensored, & ad-free access TONIGHT at 8pm E, go to GaSDigital.com and use promo code WAR!

performance art

🎄Christmas in Soviet Russia • • Yakov Smirnoff not rachel wolfson 🐺 & Brendan Sagalow FACE OFF in an all new #StoryWarz only on GaS Digital Network • Create a profile w/ promo code WAR and get discounted full access‼️

TONIGHT at 8pm E, don’t miss the #YouTube premiere of #STORYWARZ w Yakov Smirnoff, Brendan Sagalow, & not rachel wolfson 🐺 joining Big Jay Oakerson & Luis J. Gomez! Theme: VIOLENCE 🩸 youtu.be/_w8Yd992eE8

‼️CREEK FEATURED TONIGHT AT 8PM‼️ Stacked lineup for our Thursday night show - come hang out with us! Tickets: creekandcave.com/events/creekfe… Here’s who’s on tonight - ‼️ Ali Musa (host) ‼️ Peyton Ruddy ‼️ not rachel wolfson 🐺 ‼️ Tony Casillas ‼️ Kurt Metzger

vibes

we used to be a proper country

In China, if you aren't married as a woman by the time you are 30 they consider you leftover...but who doesn't like Chinese leftovers??