Greetings to all of our followers, new and old! path.eth 🛡️ has ridden into our humble Wojakian Kingdom on his trustworthy steed, wearing his stunning hand crafted armor. Do you dare joust him?! ⚔️discord.gg/eA8XdDN9YK

riding into battle to protect my fair lady zooko🛡🦓🦓🦓 ⓩ

🎉THE RUMORS ARE TRUE AND WORD HAS SPREAD TO THE KINGDOM! 🎉 A legendary traveler from afar by the name of notsofast has arrived! He comes donning his most trollworthy attire to serve as master of our dungeons! Wish to join him? Do not be afraid💀 discord.gg/KingdomWojak

⚔️CITIZENS OF THE KINGDOM! BE VIGILANT!⚔️ The day of minting is here! However some hideous "smoltings" have attempted to invade! If you see one do NOT hesitate to crush these vile creatures with RUTHLESS FORCE! smolting (wassie, verse) If spotted please report to: discord.gg/KingdomWojak

Good morning everyone! Another beautiful Sunday afternoon! Spirits are high within the kingdom but there's been rumors of some not so desirable orcs scouting the roads around. If they were to dare enter I trust our Wojakian warriors to make easy work of them. Enjoy your Sunday!

All citizens of the kingdom, gather around! We have an official King Uslurper, RarePepeBOOST! He is now proud owner of a 1/1 image of our handsome, fair, and physically fit king. Thank you sir, and thank you to all that have participated in the OpenSea market! We appreciate you<3

Good evening to all! Sorry for the lack of messages to the kingdom. We are hard at work here, and it also seems like our messengers have been disappearing on the roads. Some mentally disturbed peasants are claiming orcs to be responsible. Ignore these claims, nothing but hearsay!

STAY INSIDE. There is nothing to be seen outside the kingdom's walls. Too many of you have attempted to wander out lately. As we've stated before, any reports of orcs encroaching on the kingdom are absolute hearsay. If caught trying to leave without orders you WILL BE PUNISHED.

ENOUGH! Word has spread that Orcs have broken down our gates. ORCS, HEED THIS WARNING! We have called upon our all mighty God WOJE to make sure you shall not harm our citizens! To any orcs thinking they have a chance, head back to where you came or meet certain death...

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