i've never seen anything funnier than this

I would rather watch 300 of these than a single movie made by AI.

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btw

"Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" is actually an excellent and life-affirming attitude

NEW SONG NEXT WEEK?????

for my last trick tour coded

3 years later and I still think Lexi was a LOSER for putting on that play

Finished my millionth ASOIAF reread and my biggest takeaway is that Catelyn Stark is the only person who knows what genre they're in

Sorry but choosing realism over style is why all films look like shit these days nobody gives a fuck if "moonlight isn't blue" movies aren't documentaries they are supposed to be ART.

WHO IS SOPHIE TURNER TRYNA FIGHT

Miley Cyrus tells Zane Lowe that Harrison Ford talked her out of doing an intimate tour called ‘Somewhere Beautiful’: “So I show him my idea of Somewhere Beautiful, which is performing in all these forests and at the pyramids and all these things. He goes, ‘You really want to go

mind you, she’s raiding another woman’s fridge after just sleeping with her husband

everyone is upset by this but it just affirms my belief that they are the most polite and considerate insects. Always tucked away somewhere, pay rent by killing other bugs, and now ur telling me they’re conscious of our business hours…gotta give them their 10s

Samuel L. Jackson says “I do movies that I want to go and see, I do popcorn movies, I don’t do movies that I’m gonna get an Oscar for” “People are out there statue chasing all the time” (Source: madsadbadpodcast/TikTok)

just remembered that my future depends on me

the way I genuinely started embracing this philosophy around 2 years ago and it transformed my entire life

FULL PERFORMANCE OF THE NEW SONG

her pen was on another planet