//I'm gonna get work off of me and socialize with my cats. @ me if you wanna rp.

"Her wife says no."

"I know I'm not the fucking goddess of invisibility. So why these fuckboys act like I don't exist when they hit on my wife."

"Fuckboys are dime a dozen. You aren't special."

Gives her a quick peck on the lips.

"A conversation between my wife and I is not a welcome invitation to interject with your own unwanted opinions."

"Let's all give our attention to adonis.. This man likes to rape women even if they are married and have told him no multiple times. This is him assaulting my wife."

"Why does he sound stupid?"

"No, we don't plan on having any more kids. Thanks for asking." #WhyAmIAlwaysInvisible

"I remember when Barbie and I first started fooling around. We didn't want any children. Now we have four kids and some grandchildren. Is this what it's like to grow up, Hedone?"

"Boy, I need you to stop lurkin'."

"Whoever said you were is an idiot."

"They betta not."

"You think too much."