Just to quell any speculation, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES will I join Donald Trump on an electoral ticket. Our positions on certain fundamental issues, our approaches to governance, and our philosophies of leadership could not be further apart.

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just checked out what the maximum fine is for speeding in my state and it's $190/4pts on your license for 36+ mph every single one of those fines (starting at $25 1-10mph over) should have another zero after them what is even the point

oh so they weren’t kidding about starting in the supermarket huh

I’m sorry Ben O’Connor is doing what

I live in the southwest and my electric bill was $30 last month

baby brains

it takes a village to install a new overton window

Harris's speech becoming so much more explicitly fascistic as it moved through figurative space to the border and then overseas was really something!

definitely some weird hippies in this town who are gonna have a hard time squaring this

open the schools

no but really wearing the same outfit again and again and again brings so much peace. one less thing to think about in this crazzzzy world. you feel like one of the simpsons. other people: oh my god what will i wear. me: i’ll wear my outfit

[ guy in ancient egypt thinking of 5000 years in the future ] they probably make some crazy amulets

pretty gross that the RNLI---a 200yo charitable organization that exists solely to rescue lives at sea---is obliged to have a page like this on their website rnli.org/footer/faqs/ou…

tired of couples who couldnt get a reservation taking up all the seats at the restaurant bar. those are for me, the weirdo who likes eating alone.

lmao

dude playing a noize show in a s mpls basement c 2012

genuinely have no idea who this guy is

“sometimes things that are expensive are worse” is one of those pop culture references I think the ppl around me will get and they basically never do