Might be the most beautiful tweet I’ve ever read

I’m just guessing but they may like the drugs

Will you be on the on the rainbow ride to heaven or the lethal lava land below? Only the Star Spirits know for sure

BIG-SHOT BOB!

3-20 Jesus man

Well there is always Thursday

With the celtics losing only 15 million games of marvel snap will cure my depression

Logging on to twitter:

Who gives a damn about the tomato score, the man can’t be stopped

Chowder rankings: 1. New England Clam 2. Corn 3. Rhode Island Clam All other chowders can fuck off

Saw those two barstool looking guys ring the bell and said “look at these fucking dickheads, ring your little bell” I’m already out of my mind.

If Tatum is hurt even a tiny bit shut it down

You guys don’t do this at home?

LOL

If I was a DJ my producer tag would be Morgan Freeman saying “It’s time to get busy living!” From his Attruby pharmaceutical ads

I deserve a blue #BigBlueFriday

Just saw a guy walking down the street with a suitcase of Munchos, I wonder what line of work he’s in?

“How am I supposed to be a weirdo nepo baby with all these homeless people around? I don’t even feel like wearing my haunted house helmet anymore “

Pretty sure you could edit the Bernie & Phil’s jingle into any Seinfeld scene seamlessly

Preorder chopped unc anakin now!