#nygiants Danny Dimes throwing off some serious “Confused Eli” vibes. #eagles #flyeaglesfly

True or false: Dieter Hellstrom is the German Vince Vaughn.

#ape #amc This looks like normal, organic Supply and Demand price action….

Here’s what the #14thAmendment actually says: “The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned.”

This was right before Lincoln’s famous Ejaculation Proclamation.

Sorry, Ladies. I’m officially on a sex-strike.

Don’t forget to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property as you’re doing your taxes this year

WTF, Brad Briner ?

Same.

1980 Long Drive Championship Winner took home a whopping $15,000 with an absolute BOMB of 295 yards!!! #pgachampionship #golf #longdrive

Definitely spent some time at Burger King, though… 🍔

Name a song with the word “Centerfold” in the title. I’ll start:

There will be about 10 million fewer MondayNightFootball viewers tonight thanks to the greed of YouTube TV & Disney Advertisers will be pissed.

How come the only dead animals you see are the ones who were hit by traffic? Where are all the other dead animals and birds?