A company called “OpenSea” just had a major “phishing” attack. The jokes write themselves.

JUST IN: Russian TV channels have reportedly been hacked to broadcast Ukraine's national anthem

CEO of Google CEO of Microsoft CEO of Adobe CEO of Twitter CEO of Mastercard CEO of Pepsi CEO of IBM CEO of Albertsons CEO of Micron CEO of Netapp CEO of Nokia CEO of Palo Alto CEO of Arista CEO of Novartis and today... CEO of FedEx cnbc.com/2022/03/28/fed…

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

No actual assets are destroyed in a down market. All that changes is the price people are willing to pay for them.

someone tell FINRA we don’t know anymore

American Airlines is playing a fun game of “Where’s Waldo” with our pilots on AA600. Love chilling in the plane for an hour for no reason. americanair

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but…

This is so heartwarming ❤️ Parents, teach your kid to have the character and compassion of the kid in blue 💙

Happy New Year! All the best!

Casual sex, decent money and mediocre entertainment will make a man throw all of his dreams and goals in the trash.

We will keep your legacy alive Conen Morgan 🧡

What is happening in #AlShifaHospital right now is a display of every crime that Israel has ever denied or accused the Palestinians of in the worst forms possible. Rape, torture, murder, unrestrained brutality. Cursed is everyone who sanctions this, and everyone still silent.

Time for a new age of Islamic finance. Building out a revolutionary Islamic defi ecosystem leveraging staking, restaking and more, built from the ground up to facilitate the flow of pure money. Join us: t.me/+4QpGNFQ29JBiY… Why we're doing this: x.com/thesubmitter_/…

We should send rockets not at each other, but rather to the stars

Apple just announced the ability to bold, underline, and italicize text in Messages. This is huge!

Elon Musk when someone asked him what he does with his money: “I have a big money bin and I do swimming in it. You gotta get exercise somehow.”

The number of times I open the Tesla app to check the $TSLA stock price. // Sawyer Merritt Options King Of The Sea

Thinking tariffs won’t hit you? Think again. Here’s what everyday items could cost under Trump’s proposed tariffs: •iPhone (Made in China): $999 → $1,339 (+34%) •Nike Sneakers (Made in Vietnam): $120 → $175 (+46%) •Samsung TV (Made in South Korea): $600 → $900 (+50%)

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary