Is this FB outage the thing I need to break free?

Yikes, I didn't realize how much I used FB for my business until I can't get to it.

If you are reading this and you are unvaxxed, you can go get it and not tell anyone. We won't tell on you. 🤫

I just checked my email spam folder for the first time in years. My eyes hurt from all the emoji in the address and subject lines. 😣🔨

Family Magic Night at Rewired Pizza Cafe and Bar, 1100 W Granville, Chicago, in the Edgewater Neighborhood. There are food and drink specials, tableside magic, and balloons! Edgewater Chamber #chicago #edgewater #familyfun #thingstodo #thingstodoinchicago

Family magic night at REWIRED Pizza Cafe and Bar, 1100 w Thorndale, Tuesday, December 7, 4pm to 6pm. Table side magic, balloons, food and drink specials #chicagoevents #chicago #restaurant #familyfun #familyfriendly #edgewater #pizza

Every joke I've written in the last week: #comedy #writing #jokes

Last week was great even with the freezing cold! Come out to @rewiredpizzacafe tomorrow from 4pm to 6pm for tableside magic, balloons, kids meal specials, and Tequila specials! #thingstodoinchicago #familythingstodo #familyfun #edgewater #magic #chicagomom #tequilatuesday

TONIGHT! @rewiredpizzacafe Tableside magic, balloons, kids meal specials, tequila specials. I mean, what more could you want? #thingstodoinchicago #thingstodowithkids #chicago #chicagomoms #edgewater #magic #familyfun

TIME CHANGE! Family Magic Night at @RewiredPizzaCafe is moving to 4:30 to 6:30 PM. Come out tonight for tableside magic, balloons, food and drink specials. #edgewater #chicago #chicagomoms #thingstodoinchicago #thingstodotonight #familyfun #thingstodowithkids #magic

First Family Magic Night of 2022! Woo hoo! Come and join me at @rewiredpizzacafe for Family Magic Night. Tableside Magic Balloons Food and Drink Specials #magic #magician #restaurant #chicago #chicagomoms #thingstodo #familytime #familyfun #family #edgewater #northside

Is your child in Scouts and does your pack need help planning it's Blue and Gold Banquet? If so, I've got lots of info and resources you can use. Just DM me! #scouts #blueandgold #chicagoscouting #packmeeting

A great testimonial from a birthday party Mom from a double birthday last week. Thanks Amanda! #testimonial #birthdayparty #magic #magician #kidsparty

I have no idea what I just watched. #UFC271 #Formula1 #Reference

Wow! Tai Tuivasa that was incredible. #UFC271

A recently passed bill requiring #LifeRings along the #LakeMichigan shoreline has proven to be effective. A passing citizen used a recently installed life ring to help a person in distress in the water. #Chicago #ChicagoLakefront #waterrescue.

Stoked about the new project: magicruisechicago.com Bringing magic to the water with my pals Scott Green and Edd Fairman - buy tix today!

People ask if I perform for children, and I always answer, YES! If you can keep a group of 4-6 year olds engaged, you can engage an adult audience. They are VERY different shows! 😂 #testimonial #review #kidsparty #kidsshow #magic #magician #chicagomagician #chicagomom

Shameless Self Promotion: You can see me performing magic at these dates and times. Get clicky up in biography section for all the necessary details #thingstodo #thingstodoinchicago #chicago #speakeasy #magic #magician #artfest #lakevieweast #chicagomom

I will be performing my stand-up and close-up comedy magic at Storyville Access all the info in the biography section of this here social media network. #chicago #thingstodoinchicago #magic #mindreading #thursday #datenight