4 days into tackle football season, and he breaks his hand dunking in a game of pool basketball. He’s crushed. Looks like we aiming for hitting the family out of pocket max this year.

“It’s kinda gettin communist” 😂

Barton Creek Greenbelt. So are the environmentalists going to stay quiet now? I'm old enough to remember when everyone was concerned about a damned salamander.

I finally got a day! 🎉

Congrats to all the parents who made it through the first day of school! Especially the unsung heroes who sent their kids back in masks today. Those masks provide more coverage than the average high schooler’s shorts.

So incredibly proud of this kid! He didn’t start tennis until the end of middle school, but he spent this summer at camps and tournaments, earning a spot on his #1 ranked high school team. 🎾

It’s August 27, and my neighbor has ladders out and Halloween lights going up. ‘Tis the season? I guess 🎃👻

Hero! 🤣

Early morning win after 5 weeks off with a broken hand 🏈 ☀️

And, we were outside ALL day! We didn't sit in the house unless it was a holiday and even then, we opened our gifts and ran outside to show our neighborhood friends. My mom never came looking for me! Ps. My daughter loves drinking from the hose. She says it's the best water

The amount of pure nostalgia in this video brings me back to a time so good, I almost forgot it existed.

Don’t forget what today is! #LoveYourLawyerDay

An “emergency contraception” vehicle? Anyone want to explain this one?

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I hope you can join us for my re-election campaign kick-off party for Austin City Council, District 6. The host committee is expanding and we're excited to extend an invitation to you. Mark your calendars for April 27, 2024, from 6:30 PM to 9:00 PM at Balcones Country Club.

No matter how much distain you have for the corporate press, it isn’t enough.