*door bell rings* *runs downstairs* *answers door* *forgets that I have my top undone and my trousers*

How to make friends with delivery people

Basically flash them

This is so greattt ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/83…

I spent 25 minutes looking and complimenting someone's eyebrows like wow I have a problem

Super cute *cough* lame *cough*

I feel so sorry for my fingers bc when I cook I turn hot stuff with them and I don't even feel it anymore

In love with this dog

@AnlmagineDragon *snapchats you a picture of an ironing board*

@AnlmagineDragon *sends a picture of a monkey bc they are awesome*

@AnlmagineDragon *approving head nod*

quoting hsm in my homework level up

My friend is mad at me because she called a guy in this band and I look over at him and he wiggles his eyebrows at me and winks

Do I have game or

But I didn't stay to actually talk to him so, yay, for the awkwardness that I am

I have so little patience for people omg

I'm sorry but kissing is so strange~ mm I like you I want to share spit

i love garth

I had a dream my phone screen cracked, I woke in a panic #pathetic

I was taking a selfie when someone said they loved me and this was the face I pulled