I’m starting to think you’re obsessed with me 😉

What women want has zero basis on my life

my ex is still using my Netflix account and is currently watching season 5 of stranger things. i can’t wait to change the password when they get to episode 3

Most Beautiful goal this weekend He Humiliated Courtois 😭😭😭 Celta Vigo overcooked Real Madrid

Niggas get hurt at 16 and do bitches dirty till they die

Do you realize how costly it is to maintain more than one woman in your life?

The peak of happiness is crying while the peak of sadness is laughing/smiling.

I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

Anderson on 1 DEFCON.

I like girls that care more about being a good person than a bad btchh

Normalize telling non virgins, they are whores. Fat women, they're land whales. 30 plus single women, they're yesterday's evening newspaper. The game might be brutal but it's still fair.

€250k per week without tax? “Visça Barça” from Jeddah 😭

It’s the highest form of disrespect because how dare you 😭😭

You niggas really fucked the game up , these bitches really think they deserved to be spoiled for nothing

i think the final stage of being a man is understanding your father

I do not regret a single class I missed in uni

6/6 • Work from there. Build deliberately. Which idea resonates most today? A) Character > Talent & Skills B) Character is built in unseen moments C) The honest private-habits question Reply with the letter + one word why 👇 Day 4 tomorrow. Save this page. Share it with someone

Worst case scenario I’ll make it. Best case scenario I’ll make it big.

🚨 Carrick: “I have been hugely impressed with Kobbie Mainoo since I’ve been here”. “Everyone is over the moon, including me, that he’s signed a new contract”. 🌕 “He epitomises this football club, a young player who has come through the academy and who has lived the dream”.