can always count on grandma to boost my ego

why are these both troye sivan but 5 yrs apart

i cant stand when a man is my same height. its ok if theyre shorter or taller but if theyre the same i feel like i have to kill them to death

how come when i don’t have coffee for a day it feels like i have bacterial meningitis

finished my overwatch placements last minute and apparently im a masters support player #gamergirl

this aint even gay this is literally just how me and Bailey greet each other

started a fight in the comments on a post on r/overwatch and then left

you know what. im about to say it. i liked wuthering heights

omfg if jinkx monsoon voices one of the new overwatch heroes i will post nudes

why did someone save this post

hey girl i was wondering if you wanted to hit up the bay of severing friends today? no reason in particular

oh so IM the bad guy

ok i guess ill just die then

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just burped and it inexplicably tasted exactly like seaweed

dont fuckin play with me

my claim to fame is that i sat on the same couch as THE fish girl

if im topping a guy and he suddenly starts blasting these fuckers at me like a pea shooter from plants vs zombies im gonna kms

i got banned from r/survivor for this reply

In what universe am i NOT supposed to touch my balls while in an overwatch queue