Charlie S. Shepard (@winningspectre) 's Twitter Profile
Charlie S. Shepard

@winningspectre

The first Warlock Spectre. On a quest to save the galaxy, do a lot of red sand, and bang beautiful women. #Winning #MERP #Parody 18+

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I also must inform several Asari maidens to be tested for scale itch. Also that there's no way I can be the father of their daughters.

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But my PR guy told me to make a public statement saying there is no way I could have infected anyone else. But that's just impossible.

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I've screwed half the women in the galaxy. With no protection, and I offered. Scale itch is probably more common than a cold these days.